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TechFlash: Rule No. 1: Hide the iPhone from Ballmer at the Microsoft meeting

  • Roger Smolski · 3 months ago
    If you bought MSFT stock when Ballmer became CEO in Jan 2000 and sold it now, almost 10 years later, you would be down -36%.

    If you bought APPL stock when iMacs were flying off the shelves in Jan 2000 and sold now you would be up +580%

    End of story.
  • SolusCado · 2 months ago
    How is this at all relevant to the story/article?
  • TomB · 3 months ago
    Rule No. 2: Don't work for the same company as Uncle Fester.
  • George Brand · 3 months ago
    WTF? A stupid Ceo, from a stupid Sofware Company, from stupid people that buy stupid Viruses Windows
  • JacobSaaby · 3 months ago
    I agree with that statement.

    Ballmer should've shown his responsible side. Instead of making fun of an employee who clearly has the better device, he could've said out loud:

    "I'm sorry you have to buy that. It's my responsibility you've been driven to buy it, and I'll make sure you have good reason to use our own products in the future !"

    Not as fun. But it would at least be authentic.
  • ryan · 3 months ago
    i feel bad for that employee, they did nothing wrong. maybe microsoft should make every appliance we use? maybe that would make ballmer happy. he needs to redirect that energy towards making better products. he's completely out of touch. his behavior is ridiculous. his "employee" in this case is a consumer that picked the best product product on the market. get over it.
  • AlanBarton · 3 months ago
    Over the last five years AAPL is up 800% and MSFT is down a few percent. If you believe in the market that says a lot.

    As far as mobile operating systems go, my two year old can turn on mommies iPhone, unlock it, click on the YouTube icon and start watching Pingu videos. She doesn't have the same luck with daddies WindowsMobile device.
  • Bobby · 3 months ago
    The difference is that Windows Mobile can be set up to be as simple or as complex as you require, whereas the iPhone is designed like a toy. It's simple, but ultimately crippled.

    Anyone can set their Windows Mobile phone to have an iPhone-like interface or at the very least set app icons on the today screen.

    One of the benefits of Windows Mobile is that it allows the user to do what they want and need. The iPhone forces people do do things as Steve Jobs sees fit, right down to banning software that Apple doesn't 'approve' of. Am I the only person here that finds that level of control disgusting and anti-progress in the information age?
  • simonethevenot · 3 months ago
    "Am I the only person here that finds that level of control disgusting and anti-progress in the information age?"

    No, as you can see from the comments others feel that way too. It's the way geeks see the world. Normal consumers have no interest in the issues you raise. They just want to turn on a phone and use it. All of that Apple control is there to insure a great user experience. It isn't brainwashing that makes them love their iPhones (about 90% user satisfaction, tops in the industry). It's the experience of using it.
  • The Truth · 3 months ago
    Do you even have one or are you just speaking from your anus? We all understand its cool to be a dissenter and all but its getting old. I couldn't imagine what your problem could be, perhaps you can't afford one. Or AT&T's coverage is crappy in your area. Who knows, and frankly who cares.
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Bobby, you have no idea. With ATT crappy service, with so much restrictions on the iphone, with so little "customization options", iphone is able to get millions of customers in such a short period of time.

    Even if, a big if here, WM can come up with a decent phone, Apple can simply relax some of those controls (switch operator, add personalization options), and new WM will instantly drop dead.

    And you need to fight the apple ecosystem here. It is almost a mission impossible, given MSFT track record. (of course, given MSFT deep pocket, there is always a chance)
  • Mike in Kansas · 3 months ago
    You are probably the only person that doesn't "get it". Who wants customization? People want a device that just works, is integrated to their computers, has thousands upon thousands of apps, AND has a superior user interface. What WM device can claim that?
  • Chris · 2 months ago
    Personally I want an operator subsidized Nintendo DS and MP3 player with a decent phone inside and a nice Fisher-Price user interface too :)
  • donnadaisyduke · 3 months ago
    Apple knows how to make products that both geeks and tech adverse people love. You can get as preachy and judgmental about that as you want to, but Apple is the future - Microsoft is the past.
  • jyoseph · 3 months ago
    "Of course, Ballmer might do better in the future by making sure that the employee has good reason to pick a Windows-branded phone over competing devices"

    +1
  • billbennett · 3 months ago
    I get the point, Ballmer can be a bully, Microsoft is in denial etc, ect. But let's view this from another angle. How would Steve Jobs react in a similar situation?

    I'm guess the answer would be "not much better".
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Bullshit. Ballmer has shown time and time again that he overreacts in situations such as this. chair throwing anyone?

    Jobs on the other hand has not.
  • Apple Fanboy · 3 months ago
    Come on. I'm as big an Apple fanboy as anyone, but anyone who knows anything about Steve Jobs knows that Jobs would have simply fired the offending employee on the spot. Granted, no juvenile histrionics like Ballmer, but juvenile behavior nonetheless.
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Except there is no possible reason for an Apple employee to be using a Windows Mobile device or Zune, so it just wouldn't happen. But there are plenty of reasons for MS employees to use Apple products. 'Twas always thus.
  • l1lB · 3 months ago
    They use windows mobile devices in the Apple Stores, but they only bring them out when you are making a purchase :P
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Not for much longer....they were just waiting for peripheral supplies to catch up to the iphone with card readers, etc... They will be using iphones for sales by early next year at the latest.
  • Carl Setzer · 3 months ago
    Aren't those credit card readers built on the Palm platform?
  • donnadaisyduke · 3 months ago
    The difference is that Apple employees love their technology, they wouldn't dream of using something else.
  • Name · 3 months ago
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  • sqba · 3 months ago
    What in the world would an Apple employee want to use from Microsoft? Zune? Vista?
  • tca9 · 3 months ago
    Hey, reviews say Zune is better than iPod, especially for subscribing and viewing podcasts.
  • The Truth · 3 months ago
    1.1% market share says otherwise.
  • stu · 3 months ago
    You mean that 5% market share for Apple tells us that Mac OS X sucks?

    Thanks for making that point...
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    Actually 91% market when you consider that sales of computers over $1000 are mostly Apples. Hence they are the luxury model and they dominate luxury sales which historically speaking ARE about 5-10% but usually make up 30-40% of the profit.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    I love the way you can spin a tiny market share into a positive thing.
    Mac's have a tiny market share which show's they are luxurious, better and for classy people.
    And just above that,"The Truth" uses a 1.1% market share of the Zune to argue that iPod's are better since they are more widely used.

    And you wonder why people look at Apple fanboy's with a smirk and wonder when they will join the real world who just use the tools most fit for purpose to do their jobs. Hence PC's make up the bulk of the desktop market with Mac's taking up a similar market share to Tomy my first computers.
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    Luxury cars are a tiny market share but the companies make millions. Are you saying because BMW has a smaller market share than Nissan or Ford that they are someone less monetarily successful?

    Or are you saying because they sell less cars that their cars are inferior?

    Both arguments are spurious and lacking in logic. Mac is considered the 'luxury' brand (at least thats what Microsoft is trying to say) and for all intents and purposes, they are by dominating the above $1000 mark.

    And fewer bugs, hacks, crashes, etc, thanks to their BSD/Unix based backend. Making them better engineered as well.

    For all intents and purposes, Mac is the BMW of the computer world.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    You were doing well until you got to the ''fewer bugs, hacks and crashes'' remarks.
    It's just weeks since a MacBook was hacked in under 10 seconds at this years annual CanSecWest PWN2OWN competition yet again and even PayPal has warned Apple's Safari is "lagging behind" other browsers on security putting their customers at risk.

    The difference is Apple takes a BSD kernel and wraps it in their own interface layer meaning they never have to really get to grips with what makes their own OS tick. Yes it simplifies their job and code base a lot but I wouldn't say it's better engineered. I can take an engine from an Aston Martin and put it in a Volvo but I'm only fooling myself if I think I'm now the owner of an Aston Martin.
  • Wade · 3 months ago
    The Volvo shell won't diminish the performance of an Aston Martin engine.
  • adrianpike · 3 months ago
    Technically you'd be putting a Ford-derived engine in a Ford-derived platform, so then you can't fool yourself that you own a Ford built by brits.

    Also XNU isn't a BSD kernel, it's got some FreeBSD code in it, but its history lies with NeXT. The BSD bits were added further down its lifecycle.
  • jroc74 · 3 months ago
    About Apple being the BMW of the computer world....according to Consumer Reports, BMW's are not the best cars. The lower priced Nissans, Toyotas, Hondas are always better. Remember, you compared Macs to BMW....
  • ridley · 3 months ago
    Consumer Reports? Try again, go read Car and Driver for a vehicle comparo. Have them compare a BMW to a Nissan, Toyota and Honda and see what wins.
  • neuraldisruption · 3 months ago
    It is just stupid to pay a luxury price for an inferior machine, when you have better options, most apples have a long road to walk before they can stand as equals between similar priced Dells.
  • l1lB · 3 months ago
    Yes, except the "tools" that most people need, are usually cheap junk because most people only use their PC for posting skanky photos on Facebook. PC's are popular because they are cheap.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    Mac's are unpopular because theý aren't.

    I'm sorry but I actually love Mac's as computers but I don't see them as being head and shoulders above PC's and I'm tired of hearing about how they are not widely used because they are better, they are very expensive because they are better, blah blah blah...
    And this argument that they are luxury because they are the most popular computer over 1000 pounds is ludicrous. That's like Dell suddenly charging 20 grand for a PC and saying it's the most popular computer in the diamond class super luxury market because no one else is greedy enough to charge it.

    Our company uses PC's because they are more cost effective. We recently purchased some new laptops and looked at Mac's but didn't go that route because no one could find an argument for the price tags.
    Nice computers? yes.
    Worth the extra money? no way.
    I even had someone telling me that we should get Mac's with smaller screens and lower spec's while still paying more because it's a better experience for the user. Erm, so we had a list of practical needs and we should ditch most of that list for a 'nicer experience'.
    I'm sorry, it wasn't practical so we went with PC's as most companies do.

    Now if you're buying your own machine and you really love Mac's then I'm happy for you but please stop complaining about why they are great and Windows is terrible because everyone with any mental capacity for computing knows that's just not true.

    It's like Mac users can't say anything about a Mac without a comparison to Windows. Can Macs even exist without Windows since it seems their sole purpose is to be for comparison.
    When you can argue why a Mac is worth the money on its own merits then I'll buy one as will most of the market who currently doesn't own one.
    Simply to say a Mac is 10 times more expensive than a PC because it's 10 times better isn't really an argument that washes in the real world.
  • donnadaisyduke · 3 months ago
    Apple has more in the bank than either Microsoft or Google. It's so shocking how people like you want to downplay that kind of success, it's hard to understand. Both companies can exist, and sure - Microsoft computers are like calculators. You have to use them at work. Apple products are for real life and the market bears that.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    Yes, that's right, Microsoft has failed and has no kind of success or money like that other failed company Google. Microsoft makes calculators, Apple make real products which is why everyones using Mac's and no one uses PC's or any kind of Microsoft or Google product.
    It's so clear to me now, thank you for correcting me.

    Or could it be that Apple makes over priced products for zealots who just want to make silly and pointless remarks about everyone elses software.
    Regardless, the reality is Macs are perfectly good computers as are many Windows and Linux based machines depending on their intended purpose and the users budget.
  • donnadaisyduke · 3 months ago
    Holy hostile, batman. Seriously, there's room for both in the marketplace. It's just obvious to so many the growth that Apple has compared to Microsoft. If you read any of the articles regarding Apple retail, they are dealing with over 50% of their customers who are switching to Macs. I've no idea why you're so defensive, but to deny this kind of thing is just silly. As silly as calling fans of Apple products "zealots". It's called brand loyalty, dear. Welcome to the world of incredibly powerful marketing.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    Are you actually dillusional?

    So far I'm the only person to say both operating systems are good, to say that Mac's set benchmarks for usability, to say I've seriously looked at Macs and to say I actually really like Macs as well as Windows.

    The response?
    A defensive attitude about how Apple's superior.
    Defensive? How is saying both operating systems are good with strengths defensive unless by defensive you mean I refuse to say Apple is better than everything and everyone in all things?

    If you can't take any kind of criticism then how do you expect Mac's to continue to evolve and improve. Learn from the Linux community who take any criticism and turn it into improvements to the OS, much like any successful group of developers.

    So I'll repeat it again.
    Macs are great computers as are many many Windows based machines.
    Macs are not suerior to every other creation in every way, Steve Jobs is not the Messiah and Bill Gates is not the devil.
    iPhones are far superior to most if not all Windows Smartphones but I personally prefer to Blackberry's and yes that must be shocking, an oppinion that favours something without an Apple badge on.

    I await your outraged response for daring to say there's more to life than Apple and to be told I'm defensive for pointing out other success stories.
  • Micky · 3 months ago
    Interesting statistic. Source? no? thought so
  • bdenton42 · 3 months ago
    It's easy enough to Google for that statistic. But there's a lot of data finessing in that study, like the fact that it includes only retail B&M stores. How many $1000+ PCs do you see at Best Buy? Until they include mail order and business purchases it does not really convey much information other than Apples are overpriced at B&M stores.
  • bdenton42 · 3 months ago
    "Besides, a fully priced Dell is easily $1000+ (hi-res screen, blue tooth, camera, etc) at most the difference in price is 10-20%. Maybe these aren't the machines most people buy - but so what."
    Again, the 91% number is B&M retail sales only. Does not include mail-order (so the $1000+ Dell you ordered from Dell.com is not counted) nor business purchases (which eliminates a huge chunk of $1000+ PCs sold, and very little in the way of Macs).
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    True you can spend a lot on a PC, especially a gaming rig.
    In my case I was looking at laptops which I found very expensive compared to similar spec Windows based laptops.
    Now I appreciate that someone who really prefers working with a Mac will pay the extra and if it works for them then it's a great investment but in my case and for what I need to do it didn't make financial sense.

    I assure you I don't have a problem with Mac's otherwise I wouldn't have spent so long looking at them recently when looking at new laptops. I use them myself and think they are a great competitor to Microsoft, setting new benchmarks when it comes to usability and really forcing Microsoft to think on their feet.
    Indeed Mac's can have the edge when it comes to usability but it isn't a clean knockout and I am able to work in my job just as effectively with a PC as I would with a Mac.
    What I do find annoying is people making remarks about how Mac's are so superior to Windows and making totally overboard claims as to be farcical.

    When I was a schoolboy we used to argue about Amiga's and Atari ST's but then I was a kid. It's just sad to see grown up's acting that way today over Mac's or PC's when both are perfectly good solutions.
  • tca9 · 3 months ago
    @The Truth. I hear you iPodPeople were supposed to be activated on 09/09/09. Is this what the Great Ruler Steve instructred you to do? ;)

    Zune has long been better than iPod. But there is a long line of "better" products that were second place or less in the market. At least, I can sneer at the iPodPeople with their inferior iPods as I enjoy my very superior Zune.

    CNET: "The bottom line: The Zune has blossomed from an ugly duckling into a worthy iPod alternative." -- And that's the old 80GB model.

    ZDNET on Zune 120:
    "The zune 120, with a unique focus on music discovery, is a fierce competitor to the iPod Classic. The zune's substantial storage capacity combined with its zune Pass music subscription makes it an ideal solution for restless music fans with large appetites."
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    Yeah, some bozo thinks the Zune Pass makes it better. Right.

    The Zune might be a worthy competitor, but it's still second-rate. The iPod ecosystem is so vastly superior there is really no comparison.

    As Apple has always pointed out, it's the software that differentiates.
  • herbys · 3 months ago
    Oh, so we are now talking about ecosystems? So what does that tell about the million apps for Windows, the thousands of different computers, the myriad of hardware devices and the hundreds of thousands of companies providing services for Windows?
    Grow up or shut up.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    Absolute bunk. The iPhone is so superior to any Blackberry there is no way I'd ever go back. Their browsers border on unusable in comparison to Safari. Your argument proves it's not Apple fans who have drunk the Kook-aid.
  • herbys · 3 months ago
    Obviamente you are not thinking straight.
    Someone makes a statement that the Zune is a better device. Other person counters that it's the ecosystem that counts. I claim that by that same reasoning, Windows is a much better ecosystem than Apple's (which is undeniable in the same sense that the iPhone being a better ecosystem than the Zune's is undeniable). And you call that "bunk"??? If you find a flay in the reasoning, say it. Otherwise I have to conclude you have drunk so much kool aid that you can't reason anymore.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    If you can't tell the difference between size and equality when it comes to ecosystem, there is no reasoning with you.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    So you have to resort to childish "grow up or shut up" nonsense. Proof you can't believe in your own argument.

    Windows users seem to think lots of programs means their system is better. They know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
  • herbys · 3 months ago
    Is my argument so complex that you can't follow?
    I don't think that having more apps means having a better apps, I beleive that NONE of the critical apps I use, except for Office, are available for the Apple. And the vast majority of users will think the same. Same for the hardware, services and everything else.
    The GP claimed that it's the ecosystem what matters, not the device. I claimed that in such case Windows ecosystem is better, period. If you do think that OSX ecosystem is better than Windows, you are seriously deluded. Very seriously. It's not kool-aid, it's heavy drugs for you.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    No your argument is simple. It's just wrong. You believe critical apps you use don't run on Macs? You would be wrong. Mac can run anything a PC can. And they run Mac apps, which PCs can't.

    Like I said earlier, more isn't better. Quality is better, and OS X is better. A person can be more productive in OS X than Windows (there are no doubt exceptions for many people, but on average, Macs make people more productive. Ask why people switch to Macs, but very, very few switch from Mac to WIndows - more likely they'd go Linux.

    Windows doesn't have anything comparable to Applescript. And I'm sure you have no idea why that's important. Which just shows why you are incapable of using vaid points in your argument. Because you use the old tired argument that more apps is better than good apps. How many word processors do you need? Image editors, or script/text editors? Databases? Unless you use some custom software designed for a single user then there is no way your argument holds water. But then your experience is not applicable to anyone else.
  • bdenton42 · 3 months ago
    "Windows doesn't have anything comparable to Applescript. And I'm sure you have no idea why that's important. Which just shows why you are incapable of using vaid points in your argument."
    You mean like WScript? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wscript
    Comparing your 2009 Apple to 1995 Windows isn't really that fair. Windows has come a long way over the past 15 years, just like Apple has.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    The difference is that WScript is an administration tool. Applescript is an English-like scripting language that like WScript can be tied to other languages, but quite a few more like Ruby on rails, etc. Be that as it may, Applescript is a more universal scripting language. Not mostly for administration like WScript, but can be used to create meta-applications out of multiple applications, such as tying Photoshop, InDesign, Illustrator together to create workflows in publishing. Many newspapers use Applescript to build the pages that have all the agate scores for sports, without the touch of a human hand. I use it at work to embed metadata in photos, process folders full of files, move files from old proprietary databases into modern ones using Filemaker Pro, Photoshop, Extensis Portfolio and some others. It's one of the reasons newspapers use Macs in production. Because it's easier to automate and in fact can do things that not even Javascript can do with Adobe apps on the Windows side.

    Applescript has its problems, and some things are broken in Snow Leopard. It's been improved in some ways as well. But there's nothing like it on any other OS. And it's because of the vision of Apple to create a way of turning the operating system itself into something that gives the user power to do things that can't be done as easily or automatically as it can be done on a Mac. And easy in this case is a relative term. Applescript takes a lot of work to learn. It's different than any other programming language, though it has some similarities to Smalltalk. Be that as it may, it's one reason I am way more productive at work than I would be with a Windows computer that cannot tie unrelated products together as if they were one big application. For example. Photoshop, Quark, Word, and Excel. Try that on Windows. It won't work as well or as easily.
  • TriangleJuice · 3 months ago
    I just wanted to see what happened to the comments section when I write words like Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Sorry if it breaks the blog.
  • flamesbladeflcl · 3 months ago
    WOOt tiny comment space! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • herbys · 3 months ago
    I use PowerShell in Windows (and no, it is not just a shell, it is a full object based development environment) and VBScript plus WShell, which are not just administrative tools but general purpose programming languages that can be used for basically anything, including automating apps. Apple is playing catch up where you think its breaking new ground (what's next, you are going to brag that your phone has this new tech called "copy and paste"?). So I guess you don't know what you are talking about.
    Regarding the point about few people switching from Mac to PC I guess you should be able to do the math that it is because few people are using Macs in the first place!!! (7% according to most statistics). If you can't realize that, there's little I can say that will make you reason.
    I know well that I can run PC apps in the mac, but that doesn't do anyfhing to the mac ecosystem. The experience is simply better while staying inside a single OS (don't make me list the reasons, if you can't see them it's your problem) and the fact that I have to says a lot. It is funny that you say that PCs can't run Apple software. There's no technical reason why that's not possible, it is just that nobody would invest the time in writing an emulator to run the very few apps available for mac and not for Windows. You have a platform for which literally millions of apps are available, and a platform for which there are a few and you imagine someone would care about running the few apps for the later in the former????
    And no, I'm not equating size with quality, I think you need to learn how to read. I'm saying that quantity is important, and when the difference is 100:1 there's no contest. THe apps I need are there for Windows, and are very high quality, whereas they are not there for Apple at all. Many devices I use are not compatible with Apple (I use a digital osciloscope, a remote wireless camera, a dedicated media center with a specialized control, an X10 home controller, a car engine programmer and many other devices that no one would care to write drivers for that are not for Linux or for Windows). Maybe you've been using Apple long enough that you think there's nothing outside that world, but you are missing 99% of the world then, and that's your problem. You might say "I don't care, I'm happy with my apple and it's tiny world", and that's OK for you, but when you claim that the rest of the world should move to your little box, you are being delusional. Not everyone is happy with the same few apps, the same three laptops, the same few devices and the closed environment.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    You're the one without a clue. Apple's had Applesript for well over a decade. It's Windows that's catching up in this particular case.

    PowerShell is more than an administrative tool? That's cool. I'm glad for WIndows users. Applescript has made my life very much easier for years and years.

    You sure set up a lot of straw men with your arguments. Aren't you afraid they might gang up on you?
  • reesbaal · 3 months ago
    From the cnet review:
    "Zune vs. iPod
    The Zune still has a hard road ahead if it wants to catch up to the iPod. Microsoft is doing an admirable job, however, of carving out a niche of music fanatics who value the Zune's emphasis on music discovery and subscription-music gluttony. When it comes to high-capacity MP3 players, Apple and Microsoft are the two best options available, offering comparable features, file support, and audio quality. But, unless you have a grudge against Apple or are tempted by the Zune's subscription-music service, the iPod's superior battery life and accessory options make it a better option for most users."

    And that's their review's conclusion.

    Not quite what you were suggesting, is it?
  • InternetCharlie · 3 months ago
    Zune HD hasn't even released yet. By this metric, Google Chrome must completely suck (0.00% marketshare).
  • Biff · 3 months ago
    Links please. The iPod Touch Drink's Zune's milkshake and you know it.
  • jeremychappell · 3 months ago
    Reviews?! Actually seen anyone with a Zune (IRL)? No, didn't think so. Seriously, given what Microsoft did with "Play for Sure" content and the Zune, why would anyone in their right mind buy a Zune (no matter how "good" it is)?

    Let's face it, these days if you're buying an iPod it's probably an iPhone or an iPod Touch - have you seen the App Store? How does Zune counter that?
  • Carl Setzer · 3 months ago
    Office?
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    Yeah sorry. Jobs would most likely ignore it or at the VERY MOST, make a condescending passive aggressive remark how the product is below his recognition or something.

    Sorry, not Jobs' style.
  • samh47 · 3 months ago
    Billbennet, you obviously have NO clue on Steve Jobs reaction on such things. You couldn't be so wrong in your guess.
    SJ isn't as threatened as Ballmer and MS by products and software.

    I could go on to prove but you get the idea.
  • Name · 2 months ago
    Have you seen the keynotes? There are PLENTY of people in that room using WM, RIM, Android, etc. you would have to be really naive to think that EVERYONE in that room is sporting an iPhone. Jobs would probably have no reaction to someone taking a picture of him on a non-iPhone device. I know Jobs is kind of a jerk when it comes to his employees being "loyal", but I really do not think he would have reacted like Ballmer did.
  • BobCl · 3 months ago
    I left MS 5 years ago. Ran into SteveB a few weeks ago, had a "good ol' times" and "whaddya doin' now" couple minute conversation. He then saw my iPhone ... asked me if it was mine ... and turned away and ended the conversation.
    I was disappointed. The old SteveB would have asked me "why" I'm using an iPhone, I would have told him, he would have tried to convince me to change, and he would have sent an email to someone with his n+1 market intelligence report.
    The engagement with the guy at the company meeting was an even better opportunity for SteveB to make his case. Oh well ... maybe he knows he doesn't have a convincing one?
  • Don Synstelien · 3 months ago
    Balmer, it's easy.

    Build a better phone.

    Not a cheaper phone, not a more business oriented phone and not a phone with several more options.

    A better phone.

    It;s like catching a fly with chopsticks. Until you can do it, you *can't* do it.
  • Bobby · 3 months ago
    Firstly, Microsoft don't make phones.
    Secondly, there are several Windows Mobile phones better than the iPhone, and none of them have restrictions on what software you can run on them (or how many apps you can run at once for that matter).

    It's really sad that Apple, a company that makes such anti-technology devices is so sheepishly followed by some people.
  • Reality Check · 3 months ago
    You make absolutely no sense at all. Name one WinMo device that is even in the same ballpark as an iPhone. It is not perfect, by any means, but WinMo has been the laughing stock of mobile operating systems for some time now. The iPhone is definitely not the best phone by any means, but it beats any Microsoft powered device. No contest.

    Apple matters in technology because they are innovative. They aren't always the first, or even second, to market with something - but when they do release a product, it changes how people think. They have always done that. Until Microsoft can rethink their gameplan they will continue to lose marketshare and slip further into irrelevance.
  • iphonemilk · 3 months ago
    This isn't true, the iPhone is the best.

    I would love to see a better phone made... and i'll switch to it.. I'm a gadget lover like that... but i'm also not in denial and not an apple hater. I see what's the best user experience and gadget overall... and i go for it. Currently right now there's nothing better.

    Would i like to see something better? Heck yes..!

    Would i like to see an Xbox/Zunephone? YES

    Make it integrate with our live accounts? and also our 'gamerscore' as we play games on the phone and have achievements??? YES

    Will that happen?

    Probably only AFTER Balmer Dies, or quits.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    I have to agree, Windows Smartphones are generally far behind iPhones when it comes to functionality, a similar divide to how far iPhones are behind Blackberry's for functionality.
  • Hrunga_Zmuda · 3 months ago
    Hogwash. I had a Blackberry for two years. It's a nightmare to use compared to the iPhone. They aren't even in the same ballpark as iPhones. The web browser sucks, email is a joke in comparison, the phone itself lets me pick which voice mail to listen to, it integrates seamlessly with my computer (Mac or PC).

    Crackberries are a joke in comparison.
  • justanotherpcuser · 3 months ago
    You kept it for 2 years, you'll be in a minority if you can endure an iPhone for that long.
    Once the novelty factor of the glossy games and the fact that you can rotate it fades away you'll be back to join the men with a Blackberrry.

    Blackberry browser is superb, email is what makes them sell since nothing else including iPhones come close.
    That isn't just me, there are few companies who go the iPhone route for their staff when reliability and solid email and communication is what counts.
  • Technostic · 3 months ago
    Did someone just call the Blackberry browser "superb"? I don't know what sites you use, my friend, but I can tell you, as an owner of a Bold and an iPhone, the browser BLOWS. I use the iPhone for ALL my browsing, music and apps, while I use the Bold for messaging (email, SMS, BBM, etc). If Apple ever added a physical keypad, keeping my 'berry would be a much harder decision.
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    Well oddly enough very few people are carrying WinMo anymore and more and more are dumping it. The top three don't use WinMo : Palm, Rim and (wait for it) Apple. Nokia is now building there own OS as well and dumping WinMo. Others are planning on using Android.

    WinMo is now a niche market... and not a luxury niche market either.
  • AbsoluteVista · 3 months ago
    The lesson here is not that you cannot use competing products, it is that you MUST conform for genuine esperit de corps.

    Believe me, even Ballmer has visions of using the iPhone in his dreams, especially looking at the near-disgusting competing WinMo devices on the market today.

    That said, it is totally nekulturniy for a Microsoft droid to bring an iPhone to a company event, no matter how 'open' Microsoft is.

    If he/she/it was one of my employees, I forsee a ctaffing reduction in the near future for that drone!
  • safecoguy · 3 months ago
    Not sure exactly how to put this, but it was impossible to get AT&T service for a majority of the Safeco meeting. This was because of the *thousands* of iPhones present.

    There's a reason Steve never asked "how many of you have iPhones" - because that would be the next headline. It isn't competitive intelligence, it's a phone that has worked for 3 iterations now just fine while WinMo did not (and still does not).

    Everyone was trying to toggle of 3G, look for WiFi hotspots, convince the person next to them to go into Airplane mode, etc.

    (PS yes a failure for AT&T as well. On a regular Mariner's game day, iPhones work reasonably well - but not when so many are there and in use like during the company meeting)
  • JC · 3 months ago
    @ safecoguy - I believe we were in the same meeting yesterday you mentioned and I carried a WinMo phone on AT&T network. yes, it was impossible to get 3G service during most of the meeting. this was not because of the presence of iPhones but the huge number of WinMo phones on AT&T as well; AT&T offers a relative deeper discount to Microsofties on WinMo (and no discount on iPhone). It is clear that AT&T doesn't have "tens of thousands" concurrent connection capacity in the area. A topical Mariner's games probably does not have such a problem because it wouldn’t have such concentrated traffic fighting for bandwidth of particular carrier.
  • johnhcook · 3 months ago
    Really? Next door at Qwest Field I've had horrible network coverage from AT&T during Sounders matches, including dropped calls and failed text messages. I've heard it is bad at Safeco too.
  • Bobby · 3 months ago
    My WinMo phone works, and it works better than the iPhones that people I know have. iPhones seem to crash daily. My WinMo phone doesn't crash at all. And I don't have the manufacturer deciding what software I can and can't install on it either.

    It's amazing how people buy into the Apple hype around the iPhone. It's simply a decent phone - it is by no means the amazing revelutionary device that some users seem to think. My phone can do everything an iPhone can and more, and there are better phones than mine out there too.
  • crunkymonkey · 3 months ago
    It's all hype.. until you have one in your hands... Then it is what it is--the most revolutionary handheld device to date. (see definition of word, "revolutionary" for more help on this subject) Multi-touch is a way of life.. The app store and apps themselves are life-changing... You're blowing smoke, my friend like most of your type... I've gone months without a 'crash' on my iphone--which is when an app fails and closes to the springboard. I've simply NEVER had it lock up. On the other hand.. buddy, there's a reason why the stylus on a palm or winmo has a built in reset pin, and easily accessed reset button.. they LOCK UP.. I don't know why I bother answering this crap.. it's envious teens and tweens writing most of this crap... I simply cannot imagine that grown adults would defend their outdated devices like abusive spouses.. WHAT ALL YOU PATHETIC IPHONE HATERS SEEM TO FORGET IS THAT THE MAJORITY OF IPHONE OWNERS HAVE ALREADY OWNED MORE THAN THEIR FAIR SHARE OF WINMO/PALM DEVICES PRIOR TO SWITCHING TO IPHONE! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? We're called "early adoptors" mac users palm users since the newton and visor+phone.. PC users since before the g1000 (worlds greatest monstrosity) and although we might have loved our blackberry's BEFORE the iphone came out.. we've moved on.. and settled, solidly.
  • Reality Check · 3 months ago
    Back up your info with some facts. I know several people with iPhones and they have NEVER had a problem with them. Even the refurb ones. And think what you will but EVER mobile OS except for Android decides what apps will run on their platform or not. It is just not as publicized because - well becauseno other phone is quite as popular as iPhones. That single device has added millions of subscribers to AT7T's service alone. There aren't many phones that can boast that. No phone is perfect, but WinMo phones are some of the worst I have ever used.
  • ATTSucks · 3 months ago
    I work two blocks from one of AT&Ts corporate offices in Dallas and I am always dropping/missing calls. Sometimes it will take 1/2 a day for the voicemail to show up. Funny thing is the phone shows 5 bars. I guess the transmitters are better than the network. And before you wonder why I'm still with them, the wife has an iPhone.
  • Facebook User · 3 months ago
    The CEO of GM (Chevy) has a BMW registered in his name.
  • Reidar · 3 months ago
    This would be really funny if you were able to cite some sources...
  • Chamin · 3 months ago
    Overreacting, as usual. If he does not have that written in the contract, he should pay compensation to the employee.
  • bobrapp · 3 months ago
    Having worked on Windows Mobile for a few years, I wish it was great. It is not. iPhone and Apple show what happens when you focus on taking stuff away - instead of adding. It is not perfect - but is the best phone for many uses today. Wish Microsoft could understand that more of bad is still bad. Focus folks - and don't threaten employees to use Windows Mobile - make one good phone - end-to-end - and show you can compete. Time is long passed to blame partners - oems, mobile operators - for your lack of focus and discipline. really!
  • harry_k · 3 months ago
    Define "great".
    It's different for everyone. The iPhone is "great" because it's simple and for the most part the things it can do, it can do very well. WinMo is "great" because it is unlimited and customizable. If you have the time then you can make a WinMo phone far more user friendly than an iPhone, but for most people that's too much work so the iPhone works better for them. WinMo was never aimed at the consumer which is why the iPhone has been such an amazing success story.

    I don't have an iPhone or a WinMo phone, but I can see the advantages to each. I don't understand why people have to be on one side or another. They are both great devices that suit different needs. Yes MS do need to focus more on the consummer and not the professional, which from what I've seen WinMo 6.5 partially does.

    As for Ballmer, it sounds like he was making a joke here. I don't understand why people hate on him so much. Well, I do, they are blind fan boys and take any excuse they can find to throw dirt on their targets.
  • hello · 3 months ago
    MS needs to focus less on making WinMo Windows-like and more on making it a good phone+.
  • John Clemence · 3 months ago
    But if Microsoft DID take a bit of notice of GOOD design rather than bury their heads . . . . . . .
  • Bobby · 3 months ago
    You seem to be implying that the iPhone has good design. It is an ugly phone with a horrendous interface. Windows Mobile 6.5 blows it out of the water, and so do older versions of Windows Mobile with a good 3rd party skin.

    You sheep only think Apple has good design because they tell you to think that. If Microsoft put out a device with rows of square icons as an 'interface' it would be ridiculed.
  • Henning M. Stephansen · 3 months ago
    I don't get it. I believe that's exactly what the interface in Windows Mobiles are today. Rows of icons? I don't know if you're thinking of the Today screen or the different "folders" for selecting apps, music etc. But they're all in rows and have icons. 6.5 changed that a bit, they revolutionized the application menu! How? They changed it so some icons are placed lower than the others etc. So they go up down up down up down.

    What's the point in setting up your Windows Mobile to be exactly like iPhone ? I know you can, and you're saying it's a choice you can make but really, that advertising technique doesn't necessarily work. If I have to struggle to make my WinMobile device to act and look like iPhone I would have just bought an iPhone, no struggle and performs equally or even better because it doesn't have to have all the other stuff :) Just saying.

    You also seem to have a grudge against Apple or iPhone. Or just extremely loving of Microsoft and their products. You're not prodiving good information as to why people would want to switch either. You're more like defending the product you've chosen because you've chosen it. That's common. If you want people to switch you should enlighten people about the product and not nag on what the iPhone does or doesn't because then you're marketing their product and you don't want that. Your tactic ain't user friendly. It's more fanboy-material than anything else.

    Steve Ballmer behaves the same way, although a bit more violently and aggressive.
  • chew · 3 months ago
    Booby is astroturfing. Sounds like a paid MS shill to me.
  • gregweld · 3 months ago
    This is the best piece written on here...
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Zune interface, if you phone can do only eight things, maybe zune interface is sufficient. As soon as you need more, you need to goto "start" button, it is the worst design.
  • fdsfsdfdsfs · 3 months ago
    Possibly the funniest comment I have read in a long time, if the iPhone was so terrible why did it win a design award at the british designs of the year show last year? Wasn't the only phone to either, a Naoto Fukasawa handset (infobar 2 i believe it was) won an award too… didn't see any windows mobile handsets there though.

    You wouldn't know about any of this though because you clearly know fuck all about design or aesthetics
  • xaml · 3 months ago
    How about throwing the phone on Ballmer's head, maybe that will help him get over his pathetic closed-minded state. Idiot!
  • Skibbles · 3 months ago
    Did it occur to any of you whom are overly excited that maybe this was simply an act, organized before the event? Bashing the competition is fundamental to business, independent of who makes the better product.
  • Info Tech Guy · 3 months ago
    Ballmer's behavior might have been funny had he been interacting with a peer.

    I'd use terms like "boorish", "intimidation" and "threatening" to describe his conduct toward the iPhone user.

    As another reader pointed out, this was an opportunity to learn how to better understand the reasons for purchasing an iPhone. Opportunity lost.

    Intimidation only works on employees and vendors, Steve. Crappy behavior like you displayed drives people away when other viable options exist.

    iPhone is merely one viable option. Nokia n900 (with Maemo Linux) is another, perhaps more enticing option. (I'm using an iPhone 3G S now but may drop it due to AT&T's failure to deliver even 2G voice in 2 key metro areas. I'd liken Microsoft to AT&T in that both promise far more than they can deliver and seek to overcome performance issues with marketing.)

    Unfortunately Ballmer fails to understand that competition and intimidation are opposites...
  • banantre · 3 months ago
    "you just don't pick up the CEO of Chevy in a BMW."
    Why not?
    The owner of Koenigsegg recently lost his licence while speeding with a Ferrari.
  • mediaservant · 3 months ago
    Well, the MS employee certainly had some cojones to do that, but why didn't the MS employee take a picture of Ballmer using a Zunephone? Oh yeah. They don't exist... A winmo phone isn't in the same league as an iphone, either, so don't go there.
  • appslapper · 3 months ago
    Maybe Apple should milk it by offering the ex-employee a job. Has anyone done a survey on how many Microsoft employees own iPhones? I'm sure mobile internet access data pulled from the Redmond area might tell an interesting story for another day.
  • kuroshi · 3 months ago
    actually wimo 6.5 is not bad and winmo 7 is great. Have used them both with much better functionality if you actually plan to get some work done on the fly. Iphone is a great fun phone but not so great when working.
  • cwren · 3 months ago
    Leadership Lessons from Ballmer, #233: show your employees you have confidence in them and the products they make.
  • kuroshi · 3 months ago
    This is funny, but jobs probably would have fired the employess. If the head of chevy has a registered BMW they should fire him too. I will say this would not go over well with a japanese company. Can't even park a honda in the toyota parking lot. If people stop buying the Microsoft products, that employee is going to have a hard time paying for his overpriced apple products without his job. He should have just asked who the guy was and then terminated him on Monday. Don't care what products you love, but be smart enough to keep it too yourself and know where your paycheck comes from.
  • Jessie · 3 months ago
    hahaha, this guy wanna die now
  • paul_wade · 3 months ago
    Honestly there is good reason to cheese windows mobile over the Iphone.

    What can the Iphone do that windows mobile cant? How about that windows mobile touch screen devices cant do on say... windows mobile 5? or CE?

    I get that the Iphone has a nice user interface but is development on it so open you can change the UI drastically like you can on windows mobile? (touchflo, pointui)

    Microsoft seems to consistently have the advantage on really productivity and fully capable products, they just seem to miss the mark when it comes to marketing.

    Apple recently added copy and paste... Really? ive been able to copy and paste for some time now.
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    No Microsoft understands marketing. They have a 7 yr old to hawk all their stuff (that only lasts so long y'know). But what they FAIL miserably at is the user interface.

    The just added touch but it isn't that good or functional. The SDK doesn't provide slide or transitions, they fail to build a good kit for developing easy UI's. It is left up to the developer to build a good UI. Apple makes it so everyone can make a good UI by making tools for them. That way all UI's act and look the same.

    Plus they understand providing distribution for the device and not just supplying a device without disctribution of applications.

    It's well thought out design and delivery that keeps them on top.
  • T Nadeau · 3 months ago
    I wouldn't "cheese" windows mobile unless it tasted like sharp cheddar. Come to think of it, it IS a lot like Swiss (cheese) if you catch my drift.

    Have you ever USED an iPhone? Why would you need to change the UI when it already ROCKS? I guess being able to drastically change the UI on windows mobile is the only way users are able to get close to a decent UI at all.
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Give me a Zune and I'd be happy to stomp it for real in front of Ballmer and make remarks about just how bad it is.
  • Name · 3 months ago
    Those that claim to suggest that Windows Mobile is better than iPhone OS are completley nuts. I used to have one, it crashed at least twice a day, viewing websites involved a lot of scrolling this way and that before I could get to the section of a website that had the info I wanted, same for a useless Blackberry I had, along with difficult keys slowed me down adding more $$ to my bill.

    Let alone the time it took for a web page to load adding more $$. As for emails, that was reasonably okay as long as there were no attachments.

    Bottom line: go with whatever works for you, nothing is perfect, Windows Mobile, Blackberry simply don't work for me and now only my iPhone does.
  • chance4321 · 3 months ago
    I have been supporting Microsoft products on a whole for about 15 years. I have to say that they work great. As long as you don't add anything extra to them. Then they crash. So the 'restriction' on the iPhone with not being able to do certain apps is not really a bad thing. I would rather they do that then just allow people to do as they want easily. Then the thing would crash, do undesirable things, and then customers would drop it thinking it sucks.

    I believe what has made Apple so popular is that kind of control. It improved customer service tremedously by essentially standardizing it but they did it on a level that appeals to the public.
  • NoodlesNoodlemann · 3 months ago
    Talk about Apple fanboys. You WinMo/PC geeks are really in denial. I don't care what phone you use. Use what you like. But the fact is that Apple has sold a boatload of iPhones, so people must like them. And show me one other phone that can do all that it can. And that "Your can set up your WinMo phone to do whatever you want" line is silly. The thing that people like about Apple products is that they just work. Maybe not for the geeks that like to tinker and tweak, but for the other 99% of the human race they are great.
  • Ricardo666 · 3 months ago
    I know someone in Detroit. His father had a buisness that packaged aerosol can products for the three major car companies.

    When he called on Ford he drove a Ford-brand car there, when at GM he had a GM-brand car, and at Chrysler he drove a Chrysler-brand car.

    The car companies noticed things like this.
  • owaeis · 3 months ago
    hahahhaaaa Balmer is a bummer! :D
  • Don007 · 3 months ago
    I am a big Windows fan and have had two Windows Mobile phones. But that's it, I am done with them. For years they are way buggy, perform poorly, and are nowhere near competitive. My next phone is an iPhone, and if Ballmer doesn't like it he needs to think about where Windows Mobil is vs. Apple, Palm, and Blackberry software.

    Windows Mobile is like using Windows 98 in 2009.
  • Todd Nadeau · 3 months ago
    Hopefully Balmer is so petty as to fire the poor guy with the iPhone. Perhaps if he simply tells the truth Balmer will forget the incident: "I was only trying to find out why WE can't do the same thing, Boss!"
  • kavok · 3 months ago
    If I were the employee I'd sue Microsoft for a hostile work environment. The CEO certainly doesn't need to go harrassing his employees like that just because of a personal choice.
  • Old_Man_Dotes · 3 months ago
    Maybe Ballmer ought to hire some software engineers who know what "innovate" means.
  • shaun · 3 months ago
    "you just don't pick up the CEO of Chevy in a BMW."

    wouldn't it be good for a CEO to know and try their competitors products instead of staying within their sphere of reality?
  • do_butana · 3 months ago
    this is exactly why i hate money$oft.
    1 they have the maturity of a 5 year old.
    2 they treat their customers like a bank.
    3 they are so full of themselves its not funny.
  • redmondguy · 3 months ago
    agree ! MS is lack of depth... why ? that is their culture. why do they have such culture ? because their leadership creates and prompts such culture. that is their root problem. until leadership changes, nothing will happen... I have lots friends in MS... they are talking about Steve B. should go, any thoughts ? Todd Bishop ?
  • jonamobile · 3 months ago
    Well it's not really the end of the story is it? I mean both companies are still going. Anyway I doubt it even had any serious underlying meaning, just friendly pseudo threatening banter.
  • Christopher Ross · 3 months ago
    You know, as a general position, I have no problem with a Microsoft employee owning/using products that we compete with. However, I do believe that it's in poor taste and a bad career step to flaunt those products when representing the company. I remember when GM made employees driving Fords park in a separate lot :)
  • A user of many OSes · 3 months ago
    Look, I don't care what he did this time. Pretending to stomp on a competitor's product? Harmless.

    Making the beginning of meetings speckles below that one would see at a circus, being responsible for the first mass lay offs, not delaying Vista and instead shipping a clearly unfinished product, etc.

    Ballmer needs to go. I want whoever headed up Windows 7 to take charge of the company.
  • N. Hsieh · 3 months ago
    Yeah, it would have been more constructive to give the employee a reason to choose a product powered by their own garb--er--software. I find it interesting that the MS employee who Twittered that last quote was apparently ignorant of the facts that (1) Chevrolet is a brand and a division of General Motors, not a company, and does not have it's own CEO. And (2) Chevrolet does not occupy the same market space as BMW at all, either from the perspective of the companies' marketing or from the general public's perception.

    Then again, perhaps the MS employee was attempting precisely to parallel the market positions of Microsoft and Apple with that comment...
  • Batman · 3 months ago
    My comment will be buried, therefore, no one will reply, therefore, I can say what I want. Someone should ask Stevey what kind of computer Bill Gates got for his mom....

    Ballmer, this is directed at you: LIghten up. Get over it. Your products are inferiour, because they're cheaper. Don't you get that?
  • john1delgado · 3 months ago
    La envidia: Un sentido común a la psicología. Thi es http://www.ayuda-psicologica.info/2007/04/la-en...
  • jroc74 · 3 months ago
    About Mac being the BMW of the computer world....according to Consumer Reports, BMW's are not the best cars. The lower priced Nissans, Toyotas, Hondas are always better. Remember, you compared Mac to BMW....
  • Grand_Poobah · 3 months ago
    Never said they were the best. Said they were the 'luxury' brand. And it's a metaphor. M<etaphor's under any kind of anazlysis are newver perfect. That's why they are called METAPHOR's. DUH. Learn what a metaphor is sometime.
  • Nelson Manuel Jesus Lopes · 3 months ago
    :S
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  • gerald1974 · 3 months ago
    That's poor sportsmanship on Balmer really. Steve Jobs really isn't much better though.
  • adeyJ · 2 months ago
    I like MS Office... on my MBP. The rest of MS output is pony.
  • Name · 2 months ago
    "you just don't pick up the CEO of Chevy in a BMW."

    Extremely apt comparison.
  • cfo · 2 months ago
    Ballmer was fine to joke about it. Sounds like it was all in good fun, too.

    This would be akin to a Pepsi company meeting where the CEO walks by an employee who is drinking a Coke.
  • PhiladelphiaSteve · 1 month ago
    I was once in the room when someone mentioned researching an item by "Google-ing" it.
    The room suddenly became VERY quiet and Steve asked him to repeat his comment and reminded him he was giving a "career statement" when he did.
    The REST of us thought it was quite funny...